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覺醒人 | 12th Jan 2010 | 一般 | (122 Reads)

朋友傳來幾條數學等式 (Human Equations) ,代表男與女的人生哲學,簡單而精警,且甚有邏輯,非常傳神,看了令人心領神會,發出會心微笑!因獨食難肥,現與大家分享如下,原文用英文,原汁原味也!  男與女,二為一,一分二!

*Equation 1*

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
 

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

 

In other words,
 

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy

= Donkey that works.   

 

 

*Equation 2*

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey
 

In other words :
 

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey   

 

 

*Equation 3* 

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words :
 

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey  

 

To Conclude from Equation 2 and Equation 3:

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey ! 

And woman spends not to let man become a donkey ! 

So, we have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money 

Therefore, from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude :

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! 

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[1]

很久前,朋友的枱上也寫有類似的公式。
不過是把donkey改為pig

maytang
[引用] | 作者 maytang | 14th Jan 2010 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[2] Re: maytang
maytang :
很久前,朋友的枱上也寫有類似的公式。不過是把donkey改為pig

似乎騾仔(Donkey)比較傳神D,妳認為如何?


[引用] | 作者 覺醒人 | 14th Jan 2010 | [舉報垃圾留言]

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